Wednesday, December 08, 2004

third wheel

Have you ever been in a room with one of your best friends... and her boyfriend. The awkwardness is almost too much to handle. As much as you love your friend and you want things to go well between her and her new boyfriend, there is only so much pleasure you can get from playing the "DJ" in the room. Being the one providing all of the "mood music". Although i must admit that the random giggling that emits from their general vicinity can be fairly entertaining. And, as you'll probably see, it makes for some fairly entertaining blog entries. Then there's the general silence, that gives you a false sense of security... cuz you never know exactly what could be happening. However, you're fairly safe in a predominantly mormon society such as I live in. You can almost be positive that it's simply some making out. Although I generally don't like to contemplate exactly how hard core that making out may be. It's fine when it's me, but it's almost to the extent of thinking of your parents making whoopee... not a pleasant thought.. for anyone I'm sure.

Friday, December 03, 2004

Icy tangents

Have you ever experienced ice on the inside of your car? That's when you really know it's bloody freezing outside. Goo! It's quite entertaining though, as you can then scrape the ice off from the inside. Thus creating quite the romantic atmosphere, if you get my drift. Okay, maybe not, but, honestly, is a romantic atmosphere that hard to create? One thing I have to say is that guys totally go about the whole "creating the mood" completely wrong. Although, it really depends on what kind of a make out they want to be permanently imprinted in the girls memory. Because hopefully you're shooting for a lasting impression. If you want it to be a sweet kiss, the kind that give her butterflies every time she thinks about it, then you'll want to put on a little Nora Jones, Sarah Mclachlan, you know, chick flick music... Dave Matthews Band's song crash is an example of a multi-genre type thing in this subject. This song has quite the interesting effect on most women. It stirs up your blood, so that you could have quite the kinky make-out if you really wanted, and yet, have it still be... well, cute. It would stir up butterflies at the memory, combined with the intense urge to get some more of that action. If you want a purely kinky make-out... well then, pop in a little Sneaker Pimps, 6 underground... or something really sensual. The newer hip hop stuff seems to get quite the reaction out of girls... (for all you "date rapists" out there, or you "man whores") Well, yeah, just FYI... sorry, that was quite the tangent to go off on.... au revoir!